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a mercifully brief glimpse into the brain

LEFT: Yeah, all of these characters are talented in some way or another. Let’s explore that! Now, Sara:

RIGHT: Poetry.

LEFT: Poetry? Um…

RIGHT: Poetry. It’s obvious. She’s an overachiever, she would have picked up the skill in order to impress teachers. She might have some embarrassing poems about boys in her teenage past, but now –

LEFT: OH NO.

RIGHT: You know it’s right. Nothing else will work.

LEFT: You’re overlooking something crucial.

RIGHT: Nope. All the pieces fit.

LEFT: WE HAVE TO WRITE THE POEM.

RIGHT: ...

LEFT: We have to write the poem. Sara is not going to pop out of our head like Athena and write the thing for us. If Sara is a poet, we have to write the poem. You understand the import of this.

RIGHT: The demands of the art…

LEFT: It’s gonna have to be a fucking sonnet! God. Christ.

RIGHT: Uh..

LEFT: I did not get into drawing cartoons so that I can JESUS who would have thought I’d be writing a sonnet? For something like this? Can’t her talent be vivisection!?

RIGHT: Erm.

LEFT: God! Fine.