season's beatings
I can’t imagine anyone who’s changed their name so many times they just decided to go by “Jane Doe” could possibly be on good terms with their family much, so it is Jane, and not, say, Beans or Raoul who is the tragically tragic figure of the holiday season. You have to admit she is good at coping, though.
My holiday should be better than this as I am heading home to family on Christmas Eve. Nobody Scores! returns with the new year. There will be at least a couple of sprawling adventures in January. Honestly, I keep writing them – I just never find the time to draw them. I was sitting on The Italian Job for two months.
If you do happen to have a Jane Doe Christmas, my advice – having had a Jane Doe Thanksgiving just this year – is that at some point it’ll just get so tragic you’ll feel like a cartoon character and begin to giggle for the whole rest of the day. I’m serious, that’s what happened to me. M. Xmas & happy various heathen holidays, peoples! Peace.