propositions
#451 Indie bands shall perform White Zombie covers. A lot. At least 50% of all indie band output shall be White Zombie covers.
#452 Boston is hilarious. Sitcoms shall be set in Boston, for Boston is funny in a way that New York can never be.
#453 More extreme sports shall involve fire.
#454 Skeleton Warrior is in the building! Heads shall roll.
#455 Me an’ my kitty shall become transcendent beings of pure energy. We’re gonna play with the stars! Ooh bouncy.