my life versus the elements
There we go. Delays were caused by my having to cleave to my current bane, the one-panel format. Look. Not only am I not working with a tablet, I got Photoshop Elements here. Serious. I think I clicked “remove red-eye” like sixteen times trying to color Sara’s hair. But I am doing what I can! If I think of another half-decent one-panel comic this weekend I’ll see if I can put it up.
I do not know if you are aware of this, but some comics inspire people to go out and imitate them. Sometimes, post-ironically. This is cute, you think. Yes. But you are not me. Me, this chills me to the bone.
So let me be the first to responsibly stress that the activities on Nobody Scores! are to be imitated in Real Life at no time and no place and no alternate quantum stream whatsoever and any attempts to do so will not only result in your certain death but possibly a large portion of the planet, which unfortunately contains my only readers, hence my motivation. Also kitties. If you blow up the planet and kill all the kitties I shall be very cross so be sure and safely remove all the kitties before destroying the planet. But let me get to the point eventually. If you imitate a Nobody Scores! strip and send photographic evidence to me I shall not be flattered and blogposty but instead horrified – appalled! – and refer you to all authorities I can think of, and if you find yourself in the middle of a firefight between the US Department of Homeland Security, MI6, the SVR (the Russians), and the Jacksonsville UFO club, well, it will all be your fault and you cannot sue me. That is real-life legal advice you know.
I would also like to note that the original idea of The Soulmate Committee was going to be Sara dating a mummy, but I decided that was too unrealistic.