feature creep #3, plus loot
I have grown a third nipple. No, wait. What I mean is that I am adding functionality to the site. Could any sentence be more exciting? Not in my world! My world is sad, and I want to cry. But, I have partially integrated Ohnorobot.com functionality into this comic, meaning that scripts for each of the comics I have drawn can be searched for via a little box on the sidebar, and they are also easily readable, so for example if you are one of those readers driven cuhraaazy by my adding little side-notes to my comics as I draw them, well, this will be the feature for you. Asterisk!
Asterisk: By “partially integrated,” I mean that twelve out of a hundred and ninety one and counting comics have so far been typed into the database thanks to myself and one other helpful and bored reader. A round of applause for the helpful and bored reader! You too can help if you are helpful and bored. Left to my own devices, I might get through ten a week, meaning we are looking at nearly six months or so until everything is indexed. Also, I have yet to figure out how to make these transcriptions easily available on the site, so I can do my part in reducing the growing plague of sidenote rage sweeping the world. Seriously, I hear from the finest unreliable sources that Finland and Sweden are about to have an air war and I want to be as unresponsible for such a turn of events as possible.
Loot! The important part. Now as I have said I have six prototype posters of There’s Gotta Be A Nail printed out and just sitting here by my desk. They’re nothing fancy, just color laser printouts, but cropped to the edges and re-laid-out to fit – they look good. And they’re sitting here! So I’m gonna make this real simple. Email me and I will send you a free poster. Free! First come first serve. Email’s at brandon (in the area of) loosenutstudio (small circle, aligned bottom) com. Title it “poster” so’s I can sort it from my daily spam. And you will get a poster in the mail! I’ll sign it and draw something on it if you want but we can discuss this after we confirm that you’re getting the poster, I get an address from you, etc.
• UPDATE UPDATE
Posters are claimed! I’ll see about sending them out tomorrow.
Obligatory linky postscript:
This cartoon is pretty cool. Infinite canvas, horizontal! It does take a while to load though. SOMEDAY I WILL DO THIS TO YOU
It’s a date. Close enough, anyway, if I ever run with this I’ll make it bit more Biggie Smalls. You know, victims in their underwear and crying. I dunno. Funny thing about Biggie, though, his best lines always seemed to be the clean ones.
One of my formative experiences. So you can better see where I’m coming from.
it is 2:30 a.m. and i have to write this shit down before i forget it i'm participating!