i return, needing luck
YES. With this here post I cement my return from a strange and forgotten land, known by the fearsome syllables “Dall-Ass,” where I participated in the local rituals, such as actually watching football games for the first time in like five years. Some of it was productive, in that I once again have comic scripts enough to cover me for the next month (which is how I like it… it is best, I have found, to let my scripts incubate. Ferment, even.) But this is where the luck comes in.
I have shorter comics lined up this week, because I have freelance art deadlines bearing down on me. I have two. I’d like to do three. But I only have two short scripts! This is where the luck-sending comes in. I don’t know how you send luck over the internet but I am certain some of you are brilliant enough to figure it out. If I come up with at least one, hopefully ten, short scripts tomorrow, there will be a third comic this week. Yaaay! Also I can maybe reverse-engineer your luck-sending technology and make millions, plus get my man Barack elected, that is, elected this year. Let’s get this millennium started people.
In lieu of luck-sending, news-and-culture items of significant oddness and/or interest could help me out. I’ve been feeling the cultural void lately. Maybe that’s just because No Country For Old Men was a little disappointing. Beowulf was the better movie, actually. I also finally got to see V for Vendetta, on a big-screen TV even, and it was the best of the three – inspiring! Yes. So next week will be Anti-American week on Nobody Scores!, is the current plan. I mean, more than usual. Nobody Scores! of course stands against governments and organizations of all kinds. This may, now that I think of it, have something to do with the not scoring. Huh. Oh, well, whee boom sharia mazda.