Yeah the reason I didn’t want to shout to the heavens that I am back with cartoons (besides the ongoing grudge between me and the heavens, don’t get me started) is that I had no idea how hard it would be for me to get into a cartoon-drawing head-mode. Apparently it is pretty hard!

Anyway since I am drawing pictures of people inside a series of rectangles, it follows that I have to give them ridiculous powers and make them fight. Thus, Fight Scene! If there’s anything else to it, hundreds of people in thousands of publications have tricked me! That’s probably true actually.

And, since I guess this is who I am now, I may as well spit out these two things. I guess they’re “fan art”, but in my defense can I say that I read like five books of the one years ago, and my only exposure to the second is via incidental twerp contact and scathing movie reviews? And also other fan art? But anyway I have never seen these two jokes in the giant swamp of ancillary superhero art, and they’re the most obvious jokes in the world, I have to share them: has seriously no one else thought of this shit?

Roundup of other 2k11 media coming with next comic. Holidays are obtrusive!